Looking for Immediate Relief from EMS (Electoral Malaise Syndrome)? Look no further. You have come to the right place.

Only recently has a proven cure been discovered: GREENFIELD FOR PRESIDENT.

Recommended dosage? Two readings: Once for the sheer fun of it and once again for the deeper meaning.

Greenfield for President tells the story of Jeremiah Greenfield's rise to fame and national recognition as a reporter for a small newspaper in suburban New Jersey. His inside Washington stories attract the attention of some of the most powerful men in the country. He is approached by CRAP - the Committee to Resurrect the American Presidency - to run for president on a third-party ticket. Will his dream come true?

Here is what Jules Witcover, nationally syndicated columnist and author of No Way To Pick A President, has to say about Greenfield for President:

"What Joseph Heller did to the military in Catch 22 Arthur Robbins does to presidential politics in Greenfield for President."

If you are tired of being lied to by candidates who can't even act, you will get welcome relief. You will learn about Jeremiah's ingenious scheme for getting the inside scoop on the most intimate details of the president's private life. You will find out what it sounds like when the president of the United States starts speaking the truth. Click here to read the first chapter.